What do gay guys use to fuck
As gay men and lesbians get closer and closer to the mainstream they've often traded in their image as the queer radicals who started the Stonewall Riots for the milquetoast assimilationists who want to get married and have kids and put HRC bumper stickers on their cars. That doesn't mean we're still not queer radicals. It just means we're hiding it from you. That's right, there are all sorts of secrets that Ted and Ned, the nice gay couple next door to you with the matching BMWs and the prim sweater sets aren't telling you, probably starting with the reason they have those bolts in the ceiling of the "den" It's for the sling and "den" is gay for "sex room". Now, it's time to let the straights in on some of our dirty little secrets. Let's see if you still like us after this.
The Secrets Gay Men Don't Want Straight People to Know
A Gay Man's Guide To Hitting Your Man's Prostate Every Time! [NSFW-Sex Ed]
We all know America has one of the most ass-backwards public sex education systems in the world. Some students receive abstinence-only sex ed and have to learn about sex the old fashioned way. Sex ed is not only important so you know how to play safe when having sex, but it is also important so you know exactly how to please your partner and yourself when you hit the sack. Nipple, rub his ear, something. Its easier to do that if he has a pillow under his ass.
Dear Straight People, This Is How Gay Men Have Sex, Honestly
For example, straight lady Sharon, who you've met on a night out and is adamant her one gay friend Jerry is a perfect match for you, wondering, like, what you actually do in the bedroom. Before we continue, I solemnly swear that this is all factually correct and not at all a made-up account playing off the stereotypes I have encountered when asked these questions. Nothing quite gets you in the mood for bum fun more than a lace-front wig and a cocktail in the Interior Illusions Lounge.
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